Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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