Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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