so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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