i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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