Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
