White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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