These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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