i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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