I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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