You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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