Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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