How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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