So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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