So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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