I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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