he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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