Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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