I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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