How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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