Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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