Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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