I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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