Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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