can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
soo... how was my night?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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