Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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