I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
