I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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