very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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