I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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