Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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