"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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