the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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