ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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