Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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