I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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