its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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