Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Text me some of your sweat
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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