She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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