If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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