oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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