I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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