so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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