That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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