I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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