from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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