I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Farmville is her only friend.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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