i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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