no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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