Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
well, you know. whores of a feather.