Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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