His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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