oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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