It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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