I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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