dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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