Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You took a bar mat shot.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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