so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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